Monday 10 November 2008

Random Jokes...

Joke (1)

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said.
"I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."


Joke (2)

Here is the LOST CHAPTER IN GENESIS....
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him,
"What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said,
"This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history..

Joezzz super mobile ( ",)





I love cars. They are meant to be driven around with care. Not stored in the garage and left to the dust. This is my first car (not mine la) that i drive around everyday. Nothing to complain (well, i do sometimes). It's a great car overall. Really reliable, just powerful enough, good handling, spacious, comfortable and so on. Even though it's Proton, it has a Mitsubishi Engine. Tough as shit. Hehex. I don't mind owning a Proton Iswara myself in future. Never look down on Proton or Perodua. They are great brands. But depends on which model you buy...

*Joe*

Our New Office...





























After the tragic accident at uncle Alan's office, God's blessings slowly comes back. First of all, we got Denise's dad to help with organizing the partitioning of the office. It was superb. ever knew such a small place could be so big. Thanks! We just moved up on Saturday. Heck a lot of work. Especially the carrying of the tables and meeting room desk. Kon Way carry till can die. Same goes to Suresh (our building's helper). Hahaz. Dear helped with all the important documents, files, boxes and computers. With the help of the trolley of course. Photos above is right after we shifted. Love the office!. More space to move when there are 2 fatties working now...

*Joe*

Random...

Saturday 8 November 2008

On my way home...



After fetching little Joel from school, we head on back home. Came pass this beautiful sky. Just wanted to share...


*Joe*

When it gets dark, a little light will brighten your way!...




If times are bad or things are not supporting your side, turn to GOD. Make a little prayer. Ask for help & advice. Don't go through it yourself. Even if there is no one you can trust with that dark times of yours, Holy Spirit is there beside you...


*Joe*

David on Wolfteam...








This post is about Mr.David that sleeps over my house most weekends. This fello, play wolfteam no joke. Like gila person. See what, shoot what. Which means the other player sure die. Moreover, he's a real joker. Not jiking as well. Hehex. Great hang out buddy. Especially when he's in your house...

*Joe*

Dear giving her best...





I really respect me Dear. This is what she does almost everyday. Goes to college, do revision at home, help out in office, take care of Joel boy, run the family, etc... And Dear can still cope well in her studies. A real super woman of my life. And also need to worry about this fat hippo here. Hehex...

Dear, do your best, God will do the rest!...

*Joe*

Wednesday 5 November 2008

Free car Modding...



















































































As many of you ppl know, i love cars. Modifying a real cost too much. Worst of all, crazy rules about car modding by JPJ. Cannot this, cannot that. Haiyoyo. Put pimped up light at the bottom of the car, get stopped. Body kit too low, also kena. Mufler to tua liap, also kena. So well, i stick to games better. Couldn't have shown the car modded in Pro-Street cause reformatted the comp. Next time put up. But in Most Wanted, the Cobalt SS is just one of the sweet cars... Something to share. Next time show pimp up cars, *HOMEMADE*.

*Joe*

Where are we going? Afterlife...






Well, sometimes it got me thinking. I going Heaven or Hell?. Where we going?... Hmmm. Thinking won't make a difference. But only Jesus is the way to Heaven. Satan the way to Hell. My friends, please choose wisely... I love you enough to make sure you are on your way to heaven with unlimited visa...

*Joe*

Thou Shall try not to Smoke...





Everyone has friends that smoke. There is no offence or crime in smoking. But it's bad for health. Maybe they have a desire to stop, but their will is weak. Encourage them with words of wisdom and courage. Pray for them. Give them lollipops when they stuff a batang in their mouth. If thats really a need... Friends, we care alright!!!...

Tuesday 4 November 2008

Pizza Hut on Christmas day 2007...







After morning church service, Dad wanted to treat us all to PizzaHut. Without mother. Hehex. Had a great meal and the 3 monkeys (David, Bro & dad) had a competition of who will win the kids puzzle first. But all losers. Dear Won. hahaz...

Regular "mum mum" days...








Sometimes, good food does not have to come with high prices that'll kill you. A couple of noodles, rice and lovely drinks will do the trick...

*Joe*

Random...





As many have random posts, i also should have some. Well, it's just because sometimes really dunno what to blog about...


*Joe*

Joe"s little kind off new phone...






Since the day Dear bought her new phone, i've been using this W850i. Love the music. I love listening to music when i'm on the move, driving, before going to bed, wake up alarms, and so on. I'm contented and think i'll not ever sell or give away this phone... No problems till now.

*Joe*

Monday 3 November 2008

Kim Gary coming to QueensBay !!!...







At last. Kim Gary is opening in QB. Was like just talking to Dear about opening a Kim Gary outlet in QB. Seems like someone stole my idea. Can report to lawyer that the person stole me idea???. Hehex. Haikzz. If i had the money, i'll buy up Kim Gary Penang. And all me friends will have special "mum mum" for free!. Yay!. lolx. But i will one day open my own shop and business in the food industry. Amen to that... Dear you with me?.

*Joe*

Sunday 2 November 2008

Joel Boy... ( ",)


















Latest at Secret Recipe (QB). He's a cute little boy who still has big lovely easy to pinch cheeks. Hehex. Not to say anything, but i treat him as a lil adopted son. Moreover, he wants to be as fat as JOSEPH LAU BEK YEONG. Hmmm... Positive move or what?. ( ",)?? Well, he's very photogenic actually. So Dear & Me will train him up properly become pro in tackling girls next time... Hehex.

*Joe*

I Love You Esther Ban...




Sweet, I Love You!!!. You bring not just happiness but JOY into my life. You are a real blessing from above. And i'll forever appreciate God for that...

Muakzz...
Muakzz...


*Joe*

Creation Of God The Father.



Sometimes we do have to take time and enjoy the creation of God. Look at the skies. I spent most of my time on the road. But there is never once that i missed out on the wonders of the world that God created. God the Father, Son & Holy spirit. Ever powerful and mighty...

*Joe*

Saturday 1 November 2008

Dear & Me are not getting married yet. But soon ( ",)

Dear Readers, we're not getting married yet. But there is a *will marry Esther Ban of course*. Wink Wink. Our photos are because Dear's grandpa is having a growing alzheimer condition. We wanna make our elderly happy when they are still sane. Well, at least she is glad we took pictures with her as a memory.

P.S. We Love our grandma, Ms.Lim Ai Tee.


*Joe*